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Saturday, April 19, 2008

Top Ten Signs Katie Couric Doesn't Care Anymore
She now does the broadcast in her bathrobe and curlers
Michael D, Hollywood, CA
She introduces the new members of her news team: Jim Beam and Jack Daniels
David B, Azle, TX
Reports the over/under on how many days she has left
John R, Roanoke, VA
Has listed her anchor chair on eBay
James C, Wyanet, IL
Was eating a hamburger off the floor during live broadcast of the Pope's arrival
Dacia N, Cranston, RI
Laughs out loud every time she says "Putin"
Ron S, Sebring, FL
Asks every guest, "Do you know what the hell is happening on 'Lost'?"
Gareth S, Dublin, Ireland
"Tonight's top story: Some stuff I found in my pocket"
David R, Austin, TX
Tapes entire week's newscasts on Monday
David N, Sachse, TX
Just repeats everything Brian Williams says about three seconds later
Randy J, King, NC
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