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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Top Ten Ways George Bush Can Regain His Popularity
Dip into social security fund to give every American free HBO
Use diplomacy to bring peace to Brad, Jen and Angelina
Try fixing Iraq, creating some jobs, reducing the deficit
and maybe capturing Osama
Figure out a way for the Yankees to win a game
Replace his "country simpleton" persona with
more lovable "hillbilly idiot" image
Use weekly radio address to give Americans a Van Halen twofer
Get Saddam to switch to boxers
Ditch the librarian and make Eva Longoria First Lady
Resign
Jump on Oprah's couch while professing his love for Katie Holmes
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
