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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Top Ten Jerry Lewis Excuses
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"Rehearsing for my new film 'The Nutty Terrorist'"
"Haven't been myself since Lindsay Lohan went lesbian"
"I'm Batman"
"No shampoo on planes I understand, but guns? What is this, Damascus?"
"Was whacked out on some stuff I got from Amy Winehouse"
"Confused myself with Jerry Lee Lewis"
"How else do I open those airline peanuts?" Still a reference, people
"I was told this was a roast"
"Just found out I'd been seated next to Andy Dick"
"Sorry, I thought I put the gun in my schlamaaaaaaven"
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"Planned on shooting screen if in-flight movie starred the Wayans brothers"

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"I'm 82 -- I thought it was a can opener"

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"Why you all up in J. Lew's grill?"

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"Okay, let's not make a federal case out of taking a gun on a plane"

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Just came from holding up a liquor store"

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"American airport security just doesn't get my gun-carrying genius the way French airport security does"

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